Thursday, May 23, 2024

6 AWESOME Things We Will Do In HEAVEN!

Yo! Satanists! Inherit what God
has promised rather than El Diablo who’s known for
his wild LIES! You know the Deceiver LIES like a rug
just like oBOMBa/antichrist. Make your choice -SAW

Wednesday, April 10, 2024

<- speech is cheap like O’bomba, the uncool cucumber:

1) getta [laminated] card withe alphabet;

2) if somebody asks you a question, respond with a spelling;

3) they’ll be confused: you deaf? ...or a ‘tard??

4) do so for only 6 weeks, ya wildcard you - I had to for almost 6 years in high screwool;

5) if you mess-up and speak, gotta start again;

6) ...showing U.S. who has moxie, baby;

7) if not, guess who donta gotta no moxie, Vinny?

8) truly, speech is a pretty prostitute... and pretty worthless if not centered around God: Wiseabove. Evolve. Grow-up. Literally.

In a vision I had many years ago, only two paths to tread: a HUGE cross in Heaven nobody picked because it was too heavy while I am a straight razor to please God, cuttn-to-the-bone - my gnarly, agnostic, gray-matter back then would fit right into a hand-N-glove now.

I picked that cross because 1) I’m strong in my mortal weakness, 2) I knew this would be a life-or-death-fight between morality versus maturity and, most importantly, 3) I knew without a doubt God would carry 97.79% Just say FIAT!! (Latin: I will) GOD! BLESS! YOU!

Sunday, November 12, 2023

wanna become a crash-tested-SAINT??

Q: who’s Aunty Pasto married to? A: Uncle Rigatony. WassamataU, wiseguy? I’ll tella youse summoe wacknyc:

Don’ta gotta no worthless TV which makes U.S. like boobs; I threw mine over the balcony yeeeers ago for those who wanna WISEabove - never gotta ‘nother. Why? Ever hear of the word WHORIZONTAL?? Or howzabout ‘whoremoans’ to sigh N applaud what those whorizontals think? I personally wanna spend as lilXleft on this world viewing the indifferent whorizon.

How? Saint Gertrude’s prayer: ‘Eternal Father...’

and/or the Angelu.s. which is at most a three-minute-prayer honoring our Mother.

<- God loves that and honors anyone who does. God hates U.S. watching TV yet sHe can do nothing. Why? What we view, we shall get: if we view filth on TV, we shall get more decay from the world. Catch-22. Solution? REPENT at your bedside. GodCertainlyAintCatholic.

Again, the world is going off a cliff without any thought of God which humanity must make an account of when we croak; doesn’t matter whether you’re atheist - Jesus shall still question your actions at death’s hour. Wanna become a Saint after you bite-the-dust, bubba? (...or, in my case, I juss wanna be blessed; sainthood’s too much, too gaudy, too redundant. I wanna be so nthn in Her Kingdom). First step: STOPWATCHINGTV!!!

Dude! Don’t die a boob! Refuse to be Michele’s gnarly boobs!!!

Monday, July 1, 2019

...Dunno if they said that
or if their impressive attributes gave way to their robust clarity through onomatopoeia (talking about Beavis and Butthead: how fire's cool) but I'll get into their ol allegiance to error by society's rules:

Lemme begin by saying as many of you're quite unaware just as many of you now withe electrify'n election of '16 (you can certainly see who Almighty God is for: Jesus-comes.com so that should kinda, sorta give U.S. a hint [HintHint]) we have the 'have's and the 'have not's in morality and maturity.
HintHint.
NudgeNudge.
PokePokemon.

the LIAR, ol El Diablo, swiftly conformed America from society's genesis up-till-now where we have the insidious L bashing the R (and vice-versa) constantly at war, constantly at odds, 24/7: the empty lure, the burlesque etiquette called the 'news' is a total, deceitful drug now. Why? Mosta em, if not all of em, push Almighty God aside, focus on the dunghill world, saying, 'sHe can come later.'

O yeah? Tell me this, mortal. What happens when your indelible soul comes out of your body as you lie in the grave rotting after three days to be judged by Jesus based on what WE alone have done with our lifelong demise?? (not the other way: mortal humanity doesnt get to judge Jesus) And, believe me, He will NOT have any trouble seeing through our fa├žade.

Yeah. I know. Rhetorical. Rhetorical. Rhetorical. But, yet, like in the military or any practice where you gotta be the best, rhetorical ain't always bad, soldier.

The narrative, however, is certainly preferable to darkness o'er the world: we cannot simply turn-off the Light Upstairs simply cuzz human beings cannot turn-off Almighty God: our lifelong demise is but an unreliable system of athletic, spurious expression in which we grow old and eventually cease to function anymore as some of U.S. shall find-out tonight. I hope to God you're going to same place I'm going.

That quote at the outset was one of limited discernment which I found hilarious in my immaturity; yet I grew past that in my proclamation of wreckless tact: dunno why summa youse love to turn your passionate minds over to the enemy of thy soul. But, hey, dude, that's precisely what I went through (and am still): a superego...

In His MagnificentOutrageousAstuteness, lemme giveth unto thee, my just and worthy liege, summore ferocious destiny which you can mull over which will inevitably influence your existence, up or down, good or bad, the realization you've been following a LIAR and get-out or continue withis crappy shituation, consequently depraved tyranny, collectively, worshipping an idol who was kicked-out. Dat juss d'fak,Jak: you know better;

Lemme tella youse some course corrections, bubba, withe most implementatiously delicious ingrediants if you persevere in thy productivity, k? Lil reality never hurt anyone, lil satanic dude, for you oughta re-discover my bubbly side: dont say I never gave you anything, Vinny, much less schizophrenic Satan who we've quickly and quietly pushed-under-the-shrinks-sofa in this age of the Freudian coneheads.

You aren't independant, America. We're CO-dependant with God; God made U.S. God shall demand an account of your Finite Existence when wee perish. You do, too, though most of U.S. are in a state of denial. You think you're independant. Thus, pride works its way in. Whot was the Devil's first sin? Pride. And, tell me, where is that filth now, soon-to-be roasting?

Yes, my Lord God is much stronger than granite, as mighty as a whole mountain range; yet as soft and lofty as the whisper-thin-wings of a butterfly. God's much stronger than this weeek planet. So a better Way home is this: if you wanna change both your life and what this once, mighty country believed in deliberately perverting our souls by corroding and nullifying our culture by wasting-away our youth, lil satanists, I have the missing link between our Lord and humanity: purity, not necessarily perfection - just as Milton in Paradise Lost justified captivity to the truth, so I wanna express the monolithic Rock of the cathedral pointing to Heaven.

HEAR YE! O HEAR YE!!
getDfaks, Jak,
before you talk back:
Unless we stop listening
to the cacophonyOchaos
from the filthy, whorizontal
'news' every night which
captivatesNcultivates
quietly, first listen to the
DoctrineO'Permenancy
from the unsparing VitSee.

And if Beavis and Butthead wanna play with fire? That's fine. Whatever hollow myriads exalts the experts on earth. The bottom line is, peepow, live a life worthy of God which I do by frequent kneeling and confessing; furthermoe, Curly, God who calls U.S. into His Kingdome. Why?? God wills us A-L-L to be holy, not taking part in the Devil's self-indulgent, selfish lust in our immorality. If you dont know by now, Satan is a DECEIVER and a LIAR: Ezekiel 33:11

Make Your Choice -SAW
(remember those nasty fliks?
They hada lot of em, directed
by the BigWigz who aint
afraid of losing Heaven.
Let that be a lesson to U.S.)

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